Oh, I'm early! Better make a joke!

Your life, I see what you do everyday and it truly disgusts me! Sickens me down to the core! You think you're all funny, your just having a laugh! WELL NO! 

Some of the shit you've been doing is thoroughly fucking gross! You should be publicly executed for the shit you've done!

And you may be laughing fucking now but when you see me next you'll be crying for mercy and begging for help!

Sadly, no one will actually save you! So fucking run now you little fucking bitch! It might actually save your spineless evil soul for a few years!

And don't even bother reporting me to the police! I scared them into submission! If you call them they'll find out where you live and fucking kill you!

This is not a joke you sicko!