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OMG! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO REAL MUSIC LIKE MUSIC FROM THE 80'S?? I COULD GO NUMBER 2 AND IT'D SOUND BETTER THEN MOST OF THIS CRAP ARTIST ARE PUTTING OUT NOWADAYS. [NO PUN INTENDED]. AMERICA ACTUALLY PAID PSY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO MOVE FROM RUSSIA BECAUSE HE'S RUSSIAN AND BEGGED HIM TO SAY HE WAS AMERICAN. IN RETURN FOR SAYING HE WAS AMERICAN HE WAS PROMISED 2 BILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE. NO OTHER VIDEO EVEN COMES CLOSE. PSY BETRAYED RUSSIA AND SOLD HIS SOUL FOR VIEWS JUST TO GET FAME IN AMERICA. AMERICA THEN BEGGED JUSTIN BIEBER TO PLEASE MOVE FROM JAPAN SINCE HE'S JAPANESE AND PROMISED HIM HIS SONG BABY WOULD BE THE MOST WATCHED YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ALL TIME WHICH IT WAS UNTIL PSY CAME ALONG.... THEN AMERICA HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW FEMALE RAPPER IN CANADA NAMED IGGY AZALEA WHO PEOPLE WERE SAYING WAS EVEN BETTER THEN EMINEM AND WOULD SELL TWICE AS MANY RECORDS IF PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS AMERICAN AND NOT CANADIAN.. SO IGGY WAS ALSO PAID MILLIONS AND WAS BEGGED TO COME TO AMERICA AND WAS PROMISED OVERNIGHT FAME. SHE WAS THEN GIVEN A VOICEBOX TO CHANGE HER VOICE WHENEVER SHE TALKED OR RAPPED SO THAT SHE'D SOUND BLACK SO SHE COULD TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING SHE WAS FROM THE GHETTO.. SHE WAS EVEN GIVEN BOOTY IMPLANTS BECAUSE HER BOOTY LOOKED LIKE AN IRON BOARD AND WOULD TURN OFF BLACK PEOPLE ONCE THEY FOUND OUT SHE HAD A FLAT BOOTY. THEN SHE WAS TOLD SHE NEEDED TO PRETEND LIKE SHE LIKED BLACK GUYS AND TO START TWERKING IN HER VIDEOS ONCE HER FAKE BOOTY WAS ATTACHED. I SURE MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN ARTIST WERE REAL AND WEREN'T PAID TO SAY THEY WERE AMERICAN. #ImissThe80's

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