Where the fuck is my bloody mother you fucking little scum. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in archeology and I have been involved in numerous countries raiding tombs and I have raided over 300 confirmed tombs. I am trained by the British government and have been top of my class in the British government of Croft Manor. You are nothing more to me than some stupid Nathan Drake lookalike. I will shoot you the fuck out and push you back to the free masons the likes which has never seen before in any adventure from yours truly, mark my fucking words. You think you could get away kidnapping and murdering my parents? Think again, adventurer. As we speak I am contacting my secret global respective agents from the British government, the KGB and the CIA as your adventuring days are being traced right now so you better prepare for the kick in the nads, wanker. The kick that wipes your nuts out the pathetic little title you claim adventurer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can track you in over 69 hundred ways, and that's just from using my large tits. Not only am I exstensively trained by the manor of Croft via the British government, but I have access from the various computers by the CIA, KGB, and everyone else and I will use all that to its full extent to wipe your gilted ass off this mountain, you bloody wanker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your so-called "I'm a hunter" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn hasbeen. I will violently push you all over to the ends of the ocean and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, wanker.