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>Dress up as plague doctor.

>Walk down street to McDonalds.

>Enter, walk to counter.

>Hot blond girl turns around and screams.

>Put on deep voice.


>"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!"


>Wave arms, leap onto counter.

>Kickover register and charity jar.

>Raise hands into air.


>"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!"


>Manager storms in, appears angry.


>Moonwalk.

>Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands.


>"You are fat. You need not this."


>Tip fedora to manager, jump from counter.


>M'lady


>Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school.

>She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw.


>Sprint to her.


>Grab her fries, slap her.


>Manager shouts, tries to grab hat.

>Spin around, slap him across face.


>"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"


>Sparta kick the door.


>Run out of store.


>Walk the dinosaur.

>Go home, leave without costume.


>Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff.

>See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it.


>LOL.

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