>Dress up as plague doctor.
>Walk down street to McDonalds.
>Enter, walk to counter.
>Hot blond girl turns around and screams.
>Put on deep voice.
>"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!"
>Wave arms, leap onto counter.
>Kickover register and charity jar.
>Raise hands into air.
>Manager storms in, appears angry.
>Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands.
>"You are fat. You need not this."
>Tip fedora to manager, jump from counter.
>Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school.
>She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw.
>Sprint to her.
>Grab her fries, slap her.
>Manager shouts, tries to grab hat.
>Spin around, slap him across face.
>"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"
>Sparta kick the door.
>Run out of store.
>Walk the dinosaur.
>Go home, leave without costume.
>Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff.
>See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it.