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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without being involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, having over 300 confirmed kills and a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s training in gorilla warfare which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces and I understand this stuff; I have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about Rick and Morty over the Internet? Think again, fucker. People who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and smirking just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. Your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. How I pity you 😂 I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, nothin personnel kiddo 😎

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